kasaree dhatnay? kasaraee fasaunay? kasaree joot bolnay? koislayee contact garnay? lau na sathi haru.. bank balance zero huna lagee sakyo...

Same here. Looking for a consultancy to learn the Act of Lying and Art of Deception.

Learn from Trump. Watch his tactics, divert the issue to new area.
You need to develop salesmanship to get a job.

Seriously guys.. i am very desperate here.. there is a earthquake of 2015 going in my life and tsunami in my head all the time. i wake up at nights and can't sleep. i barely get 4 hours of sleep at n ights and can't concentrate on anything during the day. It's because i worked so hard and for so many years to get a degree , but you all and our dhoti friends hustled and took my job. I was looking for jobs with real experience and yo all were adding 5 years of experience and at the end of the day yo all have the job and i have here with severe depression. when i see you all with your face book pics with your new houses and hot wives i get jealouse because, i honestly worked hard to get my degree and i think i also should enjoy that life. And when i see your linkedin profile with years of experience when two y years ago you were working at a gastation , it makes me frustated that i can't focus on anything for days.
so now i come to your saran as a saranathi.. teach me the trick.. teach me how to.. i want to be a hustler.. tell me how do i lie .. i need to survive too.. i give up.. i'm a refugee to you intellegence.. i couldn't do it.. pl help...

Lying ta sikchau bro consultancy bata.Kaam ma gayera ni tehi lying technique le chale ta ho skill ni hunu parcha

Only thing you don't need to have is depression.If you have depression you can throw all you degree and experience out of the window cause you cannot function.Everything else is secondary.

Mulajsto, Your're not only one with the degree .There are so many folks here with the degree bro even I've the master degree. Degree ain't get you anywhere...At the end you gotta go to some consultancy to sell your degree. Because nobody hire fresher they're are always looking for experienced geek. Bottom line is do what you got to do to get the job, don't matter you lie, make fake resume whatever and degree is your plus point your confidence it boosts you to hold on the job.

xoom, i have known that in a very hard way.. and that is why i have come here , in your refuge and yours type to teach me how to do all that... please help me .. so where do i start? should i stop any Indian in the street and grab his legs until he gives me the mantra to land a job? btw, i have masters too, 2 of them .. both related to IT , One from a very reputed state uni and one from a local status bachau type ...

mulajasto, we're in the same boat. Desperately looking for a job, I've applied in too many places for a job, hardly get a job interview and could't crack it because of lack of experience in related field. So, I'm trying to get some help from these consultancy and vise versa. After few project we can do it by ourself. Believe me you don't have to grab his legs..

thanks xoom.. my biggest fear is, how do i go into meetings with a face of a deer in headlights with other expirienced IT folks. And what if there is a bharateya boss.. he/she will definately know i'm a desi consultancy type.. how are you preparing yourself for that?

Hanuman1 bro, kasta kasta dv wala haru ( no offense to talented dv walas but i'm talking about recent arrivals with no IT experience ) lay ta senior position ma tiki rako chan.. perm pani bhai ra ka cha...USa mai undergrad /masters garayko lay sakdainau ta hola?

find one that long track record with good reviews
so many out there nowadays
mula haru aru kaam pako chainan ani freshers lai goru banayera baschaan
beware
and one last thing fake it till you make it

dallas jau thamel ko bhalu haru jasto pauchau consultancies
[Disallowed String for - use not allowed] haru le garda (dhoti&nepali)legit professionals harule pani kaam pauna garo bhacha

Teyo talk thikcha Tara kaam ma kasaree tiknay aau?

Mulajasto check it pm

Malai pani ETL QA ko marketing gari dine manche chaiyo. I am Ready to work on C2C.

619Mysterio .Do you need to know advanced sql to work as ETL QA?Where did you get training?Pls reply or pm me

I took a training few years ago from a desi consulting company in Virginia They did not teach any advanced SQL, just the basics things. Learned most of it work. They stopped doing QA training and marketing nowadays. So the reason why i am looking for a marketer.

So, this is not the first project you are trying to get?

Malai ni ETL QA marketer chahiyo