WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

NOTHING
this is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

Oh, and before we forget

"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

ha ha ha
Hummer ? he he he What are you Humming ? woooh hooo hoo !!
I cannot stop laughing. ha ha ha

be scared...be very scared....:)

FINE!! This joke was NOTHING...WHATEVER!!!

Hahaha...I have read it before, but its funny every time i read it.

When I have conversation with a woman or a girl I usually her know that I understand what she says in a literal sense and I absolutely hate to try to understand the sutuble meanings hidden beneath what she says.

Yeah!! it is far better to be dead direct and to the point even if she has to be brutal. I appreciate straight shooters.

FINE: For me, when a woman says FINE in an argument (with me) it means she agrees with me and she has absoutely no objections whatsoever. From there I go further to elaborate the details or futher plans.

It is absolutely acceptable to say it is NOT FINE or I DISAGREE with me. I dont expect a woman to disagree with me every single time and on every single issue.


FEW MINUTES: Rather say HALF AN HOUR than to say FEW MINUTES . I wont mind ladies taking half an hour for a make up but I absolutely hate anyone say FEW MINUTES and take HALF AN HOUR......say HALF AN HOUR when you think that you'll need half an hour.


NOTHING: When a woman says NOTHING...it means I have nothing to worry about and I can go ahead with full speed and full force.


LOUD SIGH : It can mean 1000s of things and I would simply not want to speculate at all so I simply ignore it unless she is very specific about it.

THAT's OK: The most sympathetic thing to hear from any woman.

THANKS: same

WHATEVER: Means she has lost all logical or rational grounds to win an argument. Or it is her admission of loss of an argument .

HAHA TTHAT'S SO RIGHT and their purposeS!

All depends on the tone of her/his voice. Pay attention to the tone and NOT any words by women or men.